In case you hadn’t heard, resident Hollywood hunk and all ‘round good-looking guy Michael B Jordan was just announced as People’s Sexiest Man Alive, and he’s already using his god-given talents for the powers of good.
The actor recently swung by Jimmy Kimmel Live and revealed he’s been growing out his facial hair and channeling his inner Tom Selleck for a very specific purpose — he’s planning on creating an OnlyFans account dedicated to mustachioed content for charity.
"I never had time to actually sit in one place and grow my facial hair where I didn’t have to get it groomed, or manicured, or anything like that. So, during quarantine, I just wanted to see how much hair I could actually grow.”
Jordan’s facial hair has taken on a life of its own, adopting the formal moniker ‘Murphy’, which we can only assume alludes to the glorious ‘tache of fellow actor Eddie Murphy.
“His name is Murphy. We call him Murph for short. Got an OnlyFans coming soon—eating fruit, all types of crazy stuff, it’s going to get wild.”
Look, we know what you’re thinking, this can’t be real… but according to Jordan this is no joke, “I’m actually going to start [an OnlyFans account]”, he assured Kimmel, “but like all the proceeds I want to go towards a barber school because during the quarantine, you know, there’s been so many businesses and schools that shut down... Yeah, it's a thing.”
Rest assured with Jordan’s new title as Sexiest Man Alive and Christmas literally just around the corner, he’s not going to have any trouble enticing patrons to the subscription service.
Although 'Murphy' may be getting star treatment, Michael B Jordan has a surprisingly low-key grooming routine.
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