Sex toy advent calendars & gift kits to spice up the silly season
Christmas just came early
By Briar Clark
BEAUTYcrew Beauty Editor / November 28 2023
There are a handful of things in this life that elicit a truly joyful response in full-grown adults. There are even fewer incidences where one successfully combines said joy-inducing activities.
So you’ll understand the excitement we experienced when we figured out that orgasms and advent calendars are able to coexist. And what’s even more enticing is the whole range of sex toy gifting options that are wide open, sure to give you a bit of Christmas cheer.
As one might imagine, unlike the chocolate-filled advent of our youth, these sex toy advent calendars provide a strictly R18+ themed countdown to Christmas peppered with lube, sex toys, games, and more. Keep scrolling for our spicy edit of the best.
The best sex toy kits to buy in Australia
Lovehoney X Womanizer 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Advent Calendar
Curated for vulva-owners, this 12-day advent calendar provides daily doses of solo play or shared fun. The calendar includes a range of toys such as clitoral stimulators, mini G-spot vibrators, plugs and beads for butt play, blindfolds, sexy dice and more, so you can get extra silly this silly season.
was $390.95 now $157.45 at Lovehoney
Frenchie L'Ultimate Lovers Kit
Build your own playful advent calendar with Frenchie’s ultimate lovers kit. If vegan and cruelty-free options are what you want to get down, then look no further. You’ll feel like you’re going au natural (but know that you’re playing safe) with their hyaluronic acid-infused condoms. Because if there’s one thing the French know how to do well it’s make a kit to get you in the mood. Okay and maybe make a great croissant.
$180 at Frenchie
Lovehoney X Womanizer Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar
Designed with couples in mind, this massive 24-day sex toy advent calendar has a bit of something for everyone regardless of genitalia. There’s a smorgasbord of sexual escapades to be had with toys like a luxe clitoral stimulator, nipple clamps, a cock ring, mini paddle (plus restraints), and much, much more included in the set. This is sure to be the Xmas haul of the holiday season.
was $813.95 now $229.95 at Lovehoney
Adult Toy Mega Store Naughty & Nice advent calendar
This luxe 24-day advent calendar may be exxy but it’s worth it when you consider the sheer amount of sex toys they’ve managed to stuff in the damn thing. There’s nine different sex toys, four cosmetic items (think arousal gels and body paint) and lubricants. Plus, four soft bondage items and seven accessories such as an intimate card game and sex dice.
$319 at Adult Toy Mega Store
Yoni Pleasure Palace Adult Advent Calendar
You can really enjoy the lead up to Christmas with this 12-day advent calendar. Packed to the brim with toys, outfits and a wealth of stimulating accessories (you’ll have to see for yourself), this pick is primed to ensure your holidays are full of adults-only fun.
$444 at Yoni Pleasure Palace
Lovehoney Wild Weekend Mega Couple's Sex Toy Kit (11 Piece)
You’re bound to get a few extra days off with your lover over the festive season, so why not make the most of them with this wild weekend kit? With 11 raunchy options, this kit is designed for two, so cancel your plans; you’ll be staying in this weekend.
$64.97 at Lovehoney
Tracey Cox Supersex Bondage and Toy Kit
Have you and your significant other mentioned ramping things up a notch in the bedroom, but really don’t know where to start? Well, Tracey Cox is the BDSM master, so you know you’ll be in good hands with her kit. Surprise your partner with a little roleplay fun.; playful pink restraints and a teasingly tiny toy will have you slip seamlessly into the world of BDSM.
$79.95 at Lovehoney
Happy Rabbit Couple's Pleasure Kit (7 Piece)
If you’ve been described as liking to ‘go it at like rabbits’ then we’ve found the kit for you. It takes two to tango with this erotic kit (featuring sexy dice), to put the fun in foreplay. Jingle Bells might be ringing, but you’ll be tingling with the inclusion of stimulating menthol balm. Bonus tip: have your significant other blow to activate it.
$159.95 at Lovehoney
Lovehoney First Time Fun Vibrator Starter Kit
Ahh first-timers. You’ll be feeling the good vibrations with this starter kit. Perfect for solo play or spicing up the bedroom rendezvous, you’ll be able to get the feel for which toy is right for you.
$43.97 at Lovehoney
We-Vibe Date Night Special Edition App Controlled Couples Kit
If date night has started to seem like a PG Hallmark Christmas film, then we hate to break it to you, but you need to spice it up. And what’s spicier than a sex toy controlled by an app? Whether your partner wants all the control, or even if you’re long-distance, the app lets them be in charge of your pleasure… Let’s hope you’re on the naughty list.
$231.20 at Lovehoney
Ann Summers 12 Nights of New Sensations Advent Calendar
A glittering golden box has never delivered so many sensations before. With 12 nights of excitement-filled fun up for grabs, you’ll be sure to put these toys to good use. December has never looked so stimulating!
$240 at Ann Summers
Honey Birdette 12 Days Of Sinful Treasures Advent Calendar
Who knew you could get so much satisfaction in 12-days? This teasing treasure chest is calling you into the Christmas spirit with its ruby red box and gold gilding. Packed with toys, tools and plenty of aids to playtime, all your Christmas wishes just came true.
$400 at Honey Birdette
Honey Birdette Naughty Christmas Box
If you’ve ever walked into a Honey Birdette store before, we’re sure you’ve had the pleasure of tasting their Salted Caramel Lube. And if you haven’t had that honour, we suggest you firmly stamp your Christmas status as ‘naughty’ to pick up this saucy little box.
$45 at Honey Birdette
Briar is the Beauty Editor at BEAUTYcrew. Her 'down for anything' attitude has resulted in more than a handful of hair transformations, and she doesn't mind being used as a guinea pig for the industry's most unusual products and treatments. Her work has also appeared on Refinery29, Girlfriend and beautyheaven.